police

police
1. (police) (3139↑, 732↓)
The biggest gang in the world.

The police stole all my weed and smoked it.

2. (Police) (2989↑, 1883↓)
A honorable calling which is thankless and low paying. Also, a job dealing with the ignorant, the drunk and the stupid. Usually spending long nights away from family dealing with donut jokes from people who have no clue, getting spit on and disrespected while wasting time on charges that will be dismissed anyway by a chickenshit DA in a pinstripe suit the following month. Originally From the latin, "beatemus et releasus" (beat and release).

I don't know why I'm the police, I should have been a firefigher.

3. (Police) (765↑, 156↓)
The people you run from.

OH SHIT ITS THE POLICE\!

Author: DainBramage420 http://police.urbanup.com/3218403
4. (police) (1667↑, 1128↓)
1. A very misunderstood group of people: They protect you, they keep murderers, rapists, and other such motherfuckers off the streets. 2. Assholes about loud music.

1. None. 2. "Dude, someone called the cops on my gig last night\!"

5. (Police) (1148↑, 686↓)
A person whose job it is to enforce the laws passed down by the government. As in any job, there are good and bad police officers. Often sworn at for issuing speeding tickets by the ignorant who fail to realize that more people die in automobile accidents each year than in weapon violence; usually speed is a factor. Usually thankless job, until someone finds themselves needing the police, at which point attitudes often change.

The police issued a ticket to the businessman for doing 100 in a 40 zone.

6. (police) (357↑, 136↓)
A usually normal person sometimes given too much power. While police are definitely a necessity in any civilized society (in at least one form or another), in our 'nanny state' nation cops are known for giving people tickets for going too fast, commonly when there's no one in danger, busting up teenage parties, and arresting people for smoking marijuana who are not infringing on the rights of others. They have also been used as an excuse for gun control, except that in reality you need to be able to defend yourself and not rely on someone else. Many people hate cops because of the 'pig' stereotype. There certainly are many who fit this; pushy, angry, forceful, et cetera. While it is important to be able to keep track of someone, it's not right to resort to extreme measures for bizarre reasons of 'safety' when there is no direct threat present. Also, as described before, many people hate cops because they frequently waste peoples' time with bureaucratic nonsense instead of truly protecting the people from dangerous criminals. However, this is more related to bad laws and flaws in a greedy and shortsighted system than the officers themselves.

Ex. 1: The police had a typical day; they gave five hundred tickets to irritated motorists, and arrested some kids for underage drinking at a party. (common) Ex. 2: Wow, that police officer really saved our life\! It really seemed as though that guy was going to kill us\! (rare)

Author: shadow creator http://police.urbanup.com/2856424
7. (police) (1074↑, 859↓)
People who for the most part work their asses off 12 hours a day for people who will never understand half of the thing they have to do, half of the things they have to know, why they do what they do, or why it needs to be done. They are constantly harassed by the lowest form of life on this planet, yet go out there day after day protecting your sorry asses from people who are sick and tired of your shit, and who if it wasn't for the Police, would be in the process of killing you, if they hadn't already.

If you get pulled over by the police, you were probably DWHUA.

8. (Police) (479↑, 332↓)
1. People no one likes because they are usually arrogant about being some kind of badass. 2. People who are SUPPOSED to catch criminals, but usually are too busy giving tickets to people for playing their stereo too loud near the old folks home. 2. Someone You talk shit about unless you need some help from them.

"Man, fuck da police nigga, they stole my weed that I stole from that white bitch. OH FUCK\! Someone stole my dubs\! I betta call the Police\!"

9. (police) (325↑, 209↓)
The police, like all bureaucratic departments in [America], is a large bloated organization that local governments spend millions on so that the tax dollars collected can be used to collect even more taxes in the form of citations. The police has many different branches, from the Sheriff's department, to the local metrocops, to the ultra-corrupt [state trooper]. The bulk of law enforcement has little to do with 'protecting and serving', but rather the taxation of people. The more the police can pin on you, the more you have to pay for a citation, possibly even [bail]. Police officers themselves can be fair, but considering most of them are taught to put themselves at a higher standard than the average person, don't count on it. Most of them are young egoists. Forget all these scrubs here saying how police never get respected and always 'spit on'. If you spit on a cop here in the city, you'd most likely end up being carried out of a church with six of your friends and family carrying your casket. [State trooper]s are notoriously famous for full searches of you or your vehicle, even if the offense was civil. Metrocops may do the same, but normally only if you are [black]. Metrocops usually ARE racist, and state troopers flat out hate everyone who isn't a cop. However, this isn't the true problem. The real problem is that they have the authority to shoot and kill you, whether you were reaching for a gun or your registration. Don't bother asking if you can either, because usually they are too busy telling you to [STFU].

Don't worry, even though you've just been killed/badly injured for reaching for the keys to turn your car off after being pulled, your car impounded, and you've lost your job, all because you didn't put your turn signal on early enough; the police department is always there to 'protect and serve' you. Usually in the form of a full cavity search.

10. (Police) (363↑, 264↓)
A unit which is active in multiple nations across the world. Training in forms of law enforcement which include; handling critical situations, traffic enforcement, locating persons, deployment of firearms, EVO ( Emergency Vehicle Operation ). Some people do not respect these individuals, usually due to a bad experience. Police Officers are usually seen most active in Traffic Enforcement as this is their prime link to the public.

"The Police arrested an individual at the local bar last night after he was found to be in possession of a drug which had been found illegal by the U.S. Supreme Court."

11. (police) (226↑, 149↓)
a lazy person who goes to college and picks the easiest major (criminal justice) where they don't learn anything about the us constitution. these people don't know what the bill of rights is and stomp all over it when enforcing unconstitutional laws passed by legislatures just trying to collect more tax from the populus. police are ignorant to how brainwashed they are by their training and are ignorant to the fact that they are just henchmen for the lawmakers. they believe that they're doing a service to society when busting a couple kids for underage drinking or casual drug use. this is a side effect of their being brainwashed which makes them think that people aren't be able to decide for themselves what's good for them.

the police were unconsitutional... again.

12. (police) (388↑, 334↓)
The lowest echelon of the law-enforcement heiarchy in most countries. They recieve little respect, mainly because most people refuse to accept responsibility for actions they know to be illegal.

The Police didn't make you smoke that crack. But they did bust your apathetic ass for it.

Author: Johnny Pseudonym http://police.urbanup.com/1008637
13. (Police) (69↑, 43↓)
A group of people who enforce mostly stupid rules.

The police are mother fuckers.

Author: Deep blue 2012 http://police.urbanup.com/4481833
14. (police) (492↑, 469↓)
The governmental department charged with the regulation and enforcement of the behaviors of a certain jurisdiction. Main authority is the power of arrest and ability to enforce the laws of the community. Without the presence of the police the world would collapse. God Bless the Police

The local Police Department does a mighty fine job. Thugs will do anything until the Police show up.

15. (Police) (21↑, 0↓)
A group of people sworn to uphold the law. Unfortunately the only way to be a truly honest member of the police is to know nothing about fellow police. Joe felt he was an honest policeman, even though he knew: Officer X was protecting two drug houses Officer Y has sex in his cruiser. Officer Z said he was patrolling and was really at his house playing Xbox. Officer Z also kept a sack of weed and [.357 magnum] he found in a suspects car. Joe said he is honest. One has to wonder if Joe know he would have been fired for failing to reporting 1% of what he has seen in the private sector.

Joe is with the police. He told me he is honest. Then again he never reported witnessing Officer X planting evidence five times. By his on admissions half the department is shady.

Author: Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. http://police.urbanup.com/6302839
16. (Police) (159↑, 138↓)
Scum of the earth. Faggots who got they ass kicked every day of high school so now they take all they anger out on innocent civilians. Any time they see a minority with a dark unidentified object they assume its a gun. Any time they see group of minoritys they assume its a gang. Complete abuse of power and waste of tax dollars. In my town they will ignore murderers and robbers then go after niggas who aint doin shit. They are hypocrites they say fighting is wrong but will attack u if u dont do what they tell u. they will arrest u if u carry a gun but they are never seen without one. they will arrest u for having weed, tell u not to do it, then go smoke it at their house and think they are dying. any minority in a nice car they will think he/she stole it and pull them over. there own personal hatred will drive them to beat and even sometimes kill minoritys: the case of baron pikes where officer scott nugent tasered the black man while he was in handcuffs until he died. even if they are not racist they are still corrupt like the case in missori where a boy with a broken back and ankle was tasered 19 times while he was already lying on the ground. in the end they are all faggots that are given to much power

like that other guys said the police should change they motto from protect and serve to protect nobody and serve ourselves

Author: SacTown Sucks http://police.urbanup.com/3766962
17. (Police) (54↑, 37↓)
A professional asshole. Often found eating donuts and inflicting misery upon others. Cannot even entertain the idea that he/she could be wrong about something. In their minds, they are infallible. Someone who hates fun.

I accidentally ran a stop sign today, and of course the asshole police were right there to give me a ticket. $400 and higher insurance for a single mistake, thanks popo. Dude, there was a knife fight in the hall of my apartment. Took the popo 45 minutes to get there. Probably because they wouldn't be able to write anyone tickets, so it wasn't a priority. Fuck the police.

18. (Police) (46↑, 30↓)
"People" who usually abuse their power for a well-worth low profit. They usually stop you for being something other than white or even for being white. Police usually stop "pimped out" rides to see if they find something bad inside it usually only to use it as an excuse to own it. They always go over the speed limit while you are handcuffed in the car and have absolutely no courtesy against law-abiding citizens whatsoever. They are well-known for their ability to suck cock while giving you a ticket for going 1 mile over the speed limit.

fuck the police

19. (police) (70↑, 55↓)
They're formal job is thought to protect and serve civilians. But in actuality, police is simply and truely bastards. According to journalists across America, Police officers hurt civilians more than they help.

Dude 1: Why did you get a ticket violation? Dude 2: I got it 'cause I fed other people's parking meter and the meter maid witnessed me for doing it. It's not like it's illegal. She called the police over to ticket me. Dude 1: The damn police pigs are fucking harsh\! Dude 2: I was doing it because Mancow did it and reported about it. Dude 1: Yea, Mancow is cool like that.

Author: AgainstPolice http://police.urbanup.com/4004136
20. (Police) (51↑, 37↓)
Police are not all bad. But alot of them are brutal and they give a bad name to police. I hate a great deal police. Why? because more of them have been disrespectful and harmful than they have been courteous and helpful (in my personal experience. and don't think im a little dick I know how to talk to "authority figures" with respect). The IDEA of police is of course a good one. However there should be more of a screening on those who wish to pursue a career in law enforcement.

The Police made me get out of the car and wouldnt let my girl have a sweatshirt out of the car while they tore it apart looking for weed. The police found 11 roaches in a complete scrubby stoner car. No roach goes to waste around me dude. The police wouldnt let me have my medication for 48 hours causing severe withdrawl symptoms because my house had been broken into, and they were "not allowed to disturb a crime scene". MY HOUSE MY MEDS FUCK THE POLICE

21. (Police) (50↑, 37↓)
The police are hired to protect the community. Police officers work hard and recieve modest pay to help the community. Despite that, many people treat them with disrespect and look down on them because of the few crooked cops, yet there are bad members of any group or organization. The police generally have to handle idiots that shouldn't be within a mile of a weapon, the people that cause gun-control laws to be established. They work to get rid of drunk idiots, especially ones that are driving 2-ton vehicles at 70 mph. Police officers educate children about safety, they save the lives of many people and put their lives on the line to control disorder. Some people (mainly thugs) hate police officers, they generally spit on them and call them pigs when they don't realize that they would probably be brutally murdured if there were no police. Others don't follow laws because they don't think it applies to them if they think it is a dumb law. There are bad members of the police force, but there are much more good honest police that work hard to help others and the community.

Idiot: Yo, what the fuck, damn pigs. Smart Person: Shut up, you blatant idiot. Do you understand what cops have to go through and how hard they work to make sure idiots like you aren't killed? Idiot: Shut the fuck up man, what if there were no police\! That would be awesome. Smart Person: You really are scum, you do realize what life would be like without police?

22. (Police) (43↑, 31↓)
Scum of the earth.

The police came and suck my balls. Best head of my life.

Author: Coolripper8853 http://police.urbanup.com/5039255
23. (Police) (14↑, 3↓)
People who are members of [law enforcement]. Most commonly known as the "protectors of society", they drive around giving people tickets for going 5 miles above the speed limit. They work for the [government] and no one else. They don't care about regular people. They are also infamous for not giving two fucks about civil rights and tricking individuals into thinking they have no rights in a police confrontation (ex. telling a minor they have no rights because they're young, while they actually do.) The "pig" stereotype came from their pushy, pissed off, bossy attitude. Also came from infamous cases of [police misconduct]. They are also called "pigs" for being arrogant and thinking of themselves as a gift to society, while a lot of people think the exact opposite.

The only difference between the Police and gangs are the badge. Police: "We're here to help." Rioters: "BULLSHIT\!"

24. (Police) (77↑, 66↓)
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed

yo man the police put me in jail for having 420

Author: graterthanyou1 http://police.urbanup.com/3125795
25. (Police) (22↑, 12↓)
Revenue collectors

Damn it, I'm getting pulled over again, guess the county needs more money, stupid police.

26. (Police) (214↑, 205↓)
A person who protects people from criminals and constantly gets disrespected by people who can't learn from their first arrest and watch too much hip-hop/rap/gangster shit.

Person 1: Yes\! Finally\! I'm out of jail\! now..I gotta start smoking weed again. *8 minutes later* Person 1: ahhh..weed.. Cops: *kicks down door* POLICE\! SEARCH WARRANT\!\!\! One of the Cops: You're under arrest for possession of marijuana. Person 1: I DIDN'T DO SHIT\! POLICE BRUTALITY\! *takes last puff* HARASSMENT\!

27. (Police) (167↑, 159↓)
An organisation found in many countries that has several upstanding members.... The rest are power-tripping bastards that are too lazy/cowardly to stop serious criminals like heroin dealers, wasting their time on skateboarders, stoners and 17 year olds with cider.

1) "An off-duty police officer shot the fucker that wasted Dimebag Darrell, saving many audience members.Good guy." 2) "That bastard pig beat up another skateboarder today. He claimed skateboarding was 'terrorism'. While he was doing this, 9 people died from heroin overdoses within half a mile."

Author: bluntpencil2001 http://police.urbanup.com/1213597
28. (police) (16↑, 11↓)
police.......in 'hood' lingo the word police means to run or "lets get the fuck outta here nigga" pronounced by African Americans as 'poe-lease' or 'poe-poe'

police\!" "holy shit they comin fo me nigga

Author: osama bin jerry http://police.urbanup.com/5286490
29. (Police) (118↑, 114↓)
A hard working, low paying job that is usually misunderstood. Police officers probably work harder and longer then any other job and still have very little respect.

Police: Do you know why i pulled you over Driver: Yeah, cus u had nothin else to do but drink beer and eat donuts Police: Sir have you been drinking tonight

Author: Police Patrol http://police.urbanup.com/3194496
30. (police) (89↑, 85↓)
Enforcers of the law. Contrary to definitions given for the police on these pages, most police are just doing their job, protecting you from the crazy fuck who wants to break in your house, take a shit on your favorite rug, piss in your Mountain Dew, smash your keyboard through your monitor, and screw your dog. Of course there's corrupt police, the ones that take bribes and believe one race is morally superior than the other, but hell, the checkout girl at Wal-Mart might be a member of the Fourth Reich and the KKK and might be plotting to hack your credit card number, find your house, and torch it. Racist, corrupt people are everywhere, not just in the police force. So get off your ego trip about how police are tehz sux0rzzzz because they confiscated your bong and sent you off with a warning. Serve and protect, guys. One motherfucker in America, at least, respects all ya'll.

Billy: Man teh police iz pigz they took my bong and told my mommy and now i wont get my $250,000 Ferarri for my 18th birthday John: Dude stfu, go buy another bong and don't light it up in front of the police station next time with your middle finger up

Author: nunsgetnakedforjesus http://police.urbanup.com/3035691
31. (police) (73↑, 70↓)
People that wear blue or black uniforms who get paid to set people up and plant evidence on them, they actually smoke and use the dope from people they bust on the streets, are racists and beat black men half unconscience, have an addiction to doughnuts, pull motorists over on the road and unfairly give them a ticket because they haven't met their monthly quota, beat their wives and just are hypocrites and just as corrupt as the people they arrest.

The police calling themsleves "public servants" are actually a scandalous clad of douhgnut junkies.

32. (police) (184↑, 182↓)
1. People that arrest you for a little bit of weed and then smoke it. 2. complete hypocrites and liars 3. A person that knows what they do is wrong but won't stand up for what is right. 4. Sadistic motherfuckers 5. The lowest form of people 6. people that say that they will be easier on you are honest, but really are not 7. Motherfuckers, that pull you over for speeding, insist that you've been drinking/using when you havn't, and search your car when there really is no probable cause

See the movie "Spun". The police in that movie are really like that. NO LIE\! Popular police motto: "To Protect and To Serve" - Can someone say, BULLSHIT\!

Author: I fuckin hate pigs http://police.urbanup.com/1394642
33. (police) (72↑, 72↓)
The men and women who guard you while you sleep in your little race-car bed and prevent society from breaking down into an anarchistic free-for-all. A thankless job, police have to deal with ungrateful fucks (i.e. little shit teenagers whose parents need to beat the shit out of them, and wouldn't survive if the police weren't around to protect them) insulting them just because of one bad cop giving all police a bad name

A few cops are dicks, but most of the police I know are cool. Man, the police caught one of my neighbor's old workers trying to burn his house down. They arrived just in time.

34. (police) (32↑, 33↓)
1.something you run from if you are black or hispanic 2.something that makes black people with nice things disappear fast 3.for some reason whenever they arrive theres no reason for them anymore

1. *gang of black people hear police siren* HOLY SHIT LETS RUN NIGGAS\! 2. my friend: hey brah nice 'forces me: yeah i just bought them you like? Friend: yea *police sirens* friend: woah police are coming me: friend: Brah, Brah? where you go brah? 3. 911 dialer: theres a gang shooting at the intersection of miramar parkway and university drive policeman: we are on it *3 hours later bodies all over te floor* policeman: ok we are here hey where is everyone?

Author: aniggathatluvswomen http://police.urbanup.com/3887570
35. (police) (59↑, 60↓)
a bunch of fat guys dressed inblue that think they own, run, and know everything. they claim to protect you but they'll arrest you for the stupidest shit andthrow you in jail where its even more dangerous. out of the million police in the world theres maybe 1 or 2 niceones.

fight for your rights\! fuck the police\! -get high-

36. (police) (48↑, 51↓)
1. Somebody that is supposed to protect and serve you, but they are most likely drinking coffee and eating donuts, along with pulling you over and harassing you for no reason. 2. Something that rappers like to rap about

1. Dude, I just got pulled over by the police today because I didn't give him a glazed donut at the bakery. DAMN\!\!\! 2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah\!\!\!

Author: Lil Duff 2008 http://police.urbanup.com/3158927
37. (police) (130↑, 134↓)
Scum who claim to be "protecting" citizens, but in truth are simply glorified tax collectors busting people for drugs, underage drinking, and speeding all while being very slow to respond to serious emergencies.

Guy 1: That asshole gave me a parking ticket for a half-inch too close to the curb. When i called them because someone was robbing my house, that same asshole shows up two hours late Guy 2: He must be part of the police

38. (police) (96↑, 102↓)
The people that you disrespect for doing their job, yet when you are getting robbed, you call them anyway. The most underpaid, disrespected people in the world. People that get killed to save your life, yet when they are arresting you for going 50 mph down a 20 mph road, you spit on them and say you weren't speeding; even though by pulling you over they just saved about 5 lives. Some people say the police have never helped them, but that's because they are so dirty that instead of calling the cops when people are shooting at each other you just jump in. Many people think that all cops are racist, and only arrest blacks. Sorry, but they arrest who is commiting crimes, and if blacks are commiting crimes, they don't care that they are black and arrest them. Because of them, you live day by day. Who else would be protecting you from people running down the streets with M16s?

Rich girl: Like oh my god I got pulled over for going 40 over the speed limit. I hate police they have nothing to do\! 5 minutes later she is getting mugged and calls the police. They come nd arrest the guy mugging her. Rich girl: Oh my god I love the police\! -- Jamal: Yo I hate dese cops they don't help anyone, they just interrupt my gang fights. *Starts shooting at random people* Police come and shoot him. Jamal: THEY ARE SO RACIST THEY SHOT ME CUZ I'M BLACK\!

39. (police) (106↑, 114↓)
people who are all good until they stop you for stupid shit like skateboarding in the street or smoking a joint when theres people out there robbing convenient stores and raping young mothers that need to be stopped.

fuck tha police fuck fuck fuck fuck tha police yo fuck em

40. (police) (128↑, 136↓)
an untidy group of fascists who exist to oppress the people while blinding them with propaganda that depicts them as he elite of society

the police are fascists

Author: commie anarcho punk http://police.urbanup.com/1641155
41. (police) (162↑, 171↓)
A right-wing authoritarian organisation hell-bent on domination, but who are often perceived as a bunch of fluffy teddy bears by right wing morons who don't have a brain cell between them. People who like the police are a bunch of wankers and sheep who enjoy being taken up the ass with a baton and who are so fascist they think the rest of us should have to put up with it just so they can jerk off to their favourite images of authority.

FUCK the police\!\!\!\!\!

42. (police) (114↑, 125↓)
nasty little motherfuckers who say things like " just doing my job" an they think they fucking help the "community"

they stole my pot and probably smoked it\!\!\!

43. (Police) (43↑, 57↓)
People who represent the law by catching criminals, and whom everyone seems to hate when they've done something wrong and have gotten caught for it. Those people need to grow up and be grateful we don't have anarchy.

Man 1: I HATE the police\! Man 2: Why? Man 1: They pulled me over because I was speeding, and then they sent me to prison for the night because I had dope and open alcohol in the car\! They SUCK and they don't do their jobs\! Man 2: .....

44. (police) (36↑, 51↓)
I know they help us and everything, and I am thankful they are here to protect us, but seriously they hate me. In the last two weeks ive been driven home in a cop car twice. And no, Im not some freaking pothead drug addict. First I forgot to tell my parents where I was, but the second time me and my friend were sitting on the sidewalk at 11 o'clock at night, and he decided we needed to go home. \>:[. Also, SOME cops do just try to get the numbers, especially in LA, because in less than one week we got 3 pointless tickets (2 parking, 1 wasn't even right, and a u-turn where everyone else got away with it.) It must take alot to be a cop, because just being with one tired me out. Last night (I was on the sidewalk) he said that he didn't want to get us in trouble, but he didn't want us to get ubducted. Sure.

police really need an example?

45. (police) (158↑, 173↓)
People who never went to college, are lazy, and instead of doing something with their lives decided "why work hard when I could abuse society, take my anger out on someeone if I had a fight with my wife, express my racism, and occupy myself with stupid shit just for the kick I get out of it- and most importantly, I can get away with it anytime\!" Cops usually are assholes and know they can abuse people and get away with it. They never take care of real issues like taking the time to search for actual criminals killing, robbing, and raping. Instead, they decide that whatever they could exaggerate into being a crime on their drive to the donut store, they will arrest. They often find themselves with nothing to do, and actually get paid for doing nothing. They dont really care if something is up, because they alwasy say to themselves "some other cop will take care of it, so why bother". They try to arrest peaceful people for smoking [marijuana] while people are being raped, killed, robbed, etc. They are lazy fat ass pigs. They come up with the most ridiculous laws, like in my town, people are not supposed to ride their bikes on the sidewalk. [WTF]? they want us to be on the road with all the wreckless drivers around where I live? cant they find something else to do than make young people ride ont the roads"? The police should be a group of people who actually went to college, graduated with a degree, went through a few years of actually seeing whats important and what is senseless [bullshit], and become fair and none obusive. [FUCK] THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK THE POLICE

The police are obusive pigs who are generally assholes and obuse their power all the time. They should all be put in jail or worse for obuse toward society. Fuck you police. Go fuck yourself with your baton and I hope you burn in hell, you obusive, racist, shit full motherfuckers. What are you gonna do about it, huh? I have freedom of speech, you dirty sons of bitches. I hope you get fucked.

46. (police) (10↑, 26↓)
a person who always tries and act as the saviour irrespective of what the world has to say for them.

why dont you talk to alice she's the real police.

Author: peyton sawyer http://police.urbanup.com/3782421
47. (Police) (23↑, 39↓)
People who put others away for doing things that they do and don't do\! Other names for the police are, The Fuzz, The Pigs, The 5-0, copper/cops and the law.

The police are comin' Run\!

48. (Police) (113↑, 129↓)
Complete and total Swine that never do their jobs and almost always are the racists and jerks they pretend not to be.
Author: Michael Reiter http://police.urbanup.com/166644
49. (Police) (65↑, 82↓)
(The) Police. The thorn in the side of any potential and/or budding *herbal* horticulturist

The police will treat all those caught in possession (depending on volume) of cannabis, regardless of colour, creed, race or religion in the same way. As a criminal.

Author: Tom Honeyfield http://police.urbanup.com/1061330
50. (police) (102↑, 119↓)
"enforce laws passed down by the government" - exactly, they're sheep as well as pigs - they don't try to figure out if you need help, they just do what their bosses say. Except they like to make up their own laws like [DWB], to interpret laws creatively and also to press politicians into bringing in new laws they like (e.g. "Patriot" Act). If politicians refuse, they look "soft on crime" in front of all the morons and bigots, so they kowtow to the people who are supposed to be their servants. "anyone who gets shot by the police deserves it". It's nice to know that standing around selling things in the street is good enough reason to be pumped full of more than 40 bullets like Amadou Diallo. People who say things like this would change their minds if they were on the receiving end of this shit - they're all a bunch of pussy toffs who've never even seen a cop except from a distance, or else they're cops themselves and are covering up. So-called "American patriot" is just making Americans look stupid and so is undermining America's position in the world and therefore is committing treason as well.

fuck all these wankers who post pro-police definitions, and fuck the pigs they so like to suck cocks of

Author: Carlo Giuliani's ghost http://police.urbanup.com/653540
51. (police) (104↑, 121↓)
"Police are trained to serve and protect". This is Orwellian doublespeak. Like someone can serve you by yelling at you and telling you what to do, and can protect you by shooting you or beating you up if you refuse to be "served" in this way. Police are here to serve and protect the BOSSES and THEMSELVES. Not us. "no balls to say anything to a cop's face" - that's cos the fuckers are armed to the teeth with shit that's illegal for anyone else and they go round in gangs and pick fights if you don't like them. Plus, sometimes we do say what we think to their faces and they call it a "riot" and lock us up, which means we can't post online anymore. Praising this repression is hypocrisy - it's a shame the bigots who spout this shit are never jailed.

so shut up you Nazi pigfuckers\!

Author: shut up you Nazi pigfuckers http://police.urbanup.com/653539
52. (police) (200↑, 220↓)
See [cops] and [pigs]. These mothafuckas are corrupt arseholes that should go fuck themselves. Fuck the mothafucking police and fuck the law\!

The police officer collected a bribe.

53. (police) (94↑, 114↓)
Cowards who have the city put them in a position of power where they can pick on others without any worries of anyone fighting back. If they were as "tough" as they'd like to think they are, they wouldn't need a fucking badge to "prove" it.

The motto on the side of police cars should read "We SERVE ourselves and PROTECT no one."

Author: one whose head is NOT in the sand http://police.urbanup.com/656357
54. (Police) (272↑, 292↓)
pride, honor, dignity; a brotherhood.

Gangstas cry when da police arrive.

55. (Police) (74↑, 94↓)
fuckers who take your weed and smoke it at home

damn cops searched me and found my hydro

56. (police) (99↑, 120↓)
"There are unlimited bad situations which would occur unmeasurably more frequently without the police, so give it up already." Yeah yeah yeah. Look at any stateless society, whether it's the Bushmen or the Paris Commune, and you see exactly the opposite. All this nonsense about civilisation being overwhelmed by bogeymen if the cops didn't exist is just the result of the feverish imaginations of people who are still trapped in their Oedipus issues, think daddy's going to kill them unless they do as they're told and so project their repressed desire to be free onto other people, imagining it to be a desire to do bad things instead. Also, there's a big list of bad situations which only happen because of the police, e.g.: being stitched up, being Rodney Kinged, being arrested for DWB, wars which happen cos cops smash protests against them, fascists who take power with police support, racism which is fuelled by police support for the racist social order, class power, the anti-union laws, the Criminal Justice Act, etc. etc. All this Nazi nonsense would be impossible without cops so start thinking for yourself instead of believing the crap you're told at school and on the telly.

Fuck pigs\! Fuck pigfuckers\! Fight for freedom\!\!\!\!\!

Author: down with pigfuckers\! http://police.urbanup.com/653545
57. (Police) (78↑, 99↓)
Bacon, Pork Products, basically Pigs.

Dickheads who walk round in blue uniform that think they are big because they have a badge, and in the Uk they have to wear a hat that looks like a huge tit on their head.

58. (Police) (72↑, 93↓)
the dumass idiots that arreested you for skateboarding

damn bitch, took ma board

59. (Police) (104↑, 126↓)
Civil workers that ruin everything fun in life. Drugs, Speeding, Shooting shit up, Blowing shit up etc.

Rastafari: Oh shit is the police mon\!\! Hide the weed mon\!\! Police officer: We have 2 black males in custody. Yes another case of black people making marijuana cigars.

Author: 1337 |-|4x0|2 http://police.urbanup.com/1750030
60. (Police) (57↑, 79↓)
People who's job is to serve and protect the community, more often than not taking slings(money) from crims and helping crooks out. Dumd dope heads often fat as cows with a nasty attitude problem.

Cuture of corruption, sexism, rascism and there the good policeman. Too busy working for the crooks to do anything good for society.

61. (Police) (172↑, 194↓)
The men and women trained to Serve and Protect.

The police saved my life\!

62. (Police) (74↑, 97↓)
fat fucks we call them 5.0 pigs nigger chasers dick heads donut lovers krispy kreame robbers low life skateboard theifs

i was riding my fucking skateboard and i get the mother fucker taken by the 5.0

63. (Police) (85↑, 108↓)
5 0. mother fuckers that should only be allowed to carry water guns. they think they are the boss of the town and abuse their power

The 5 0 is here\! Everybody stop beating that Jew and lets get out of here\!

64. (police) (45↑, 69↓)
POLICE - extremely dedicated indivuals who protect and serve our commuities. Enforce societies norms and laws. Also, trained in life saving techniques in case of life threatning emergency.

The Police serve us selflessly to protect us from ourselves most often. dui's dwi's drugs guns fights robbery assaults etc.... Anyone having a problem with the law in most cases have a problem with society, and should refer their anger at the legislature who actually make the laws they like to break so much. so keep ridin dirty and keep me busy ;)

65. (Police) (77↑, 101↓)
Some fucking bastards who never mind their own business

(if you are under 18 drinking vodka) Police: That is illegal if you're under 18. You: Fuck off, get some friends, and get your social life, let us have ours\! Police: Who needs friends? You: Someone with a life, get one.

Author: It's none of your business http://police.urbanup.com/991486
66. (Police) (4↑, 29↓)
brave men and women who go out their on the streets and work their asses off for more then 12 hours a day working with the lowest form of life on this planet, yet they keep working. those of you who think a police officer has an easy job, their is truely, some weird shit going on inside your cranium. they get cursed at and listen to niggers whine and complain all day, get complaints filed on them for doing the right thing, and still get 0 respect from any piece of scum they straighten out. or attempt to. i would give any police officer 100% rights to lay out anyone who argues them. you dont know what they go through.

he is a police, he does the right thing and still gets disrespected by those losers.

Author: EEEEHHHHHHHHHHya http://police.urbanup.com/5736736
67. (Police) (119↑, 144↓)
The people who find it amusing to exercise their power and opress the black man by arresting him for [DWB] and doing nothing at all such as walking down the street minding his own buisiness
68. (police) (86↑, 112↓)
highschool outcasts who never had any friends, so they feel as if they should take out their anger on society (mainly blacks) to compensate for their pathetic lives. commonly known as the lowest form of life.

Police are little bitches with guns that can't fight. A Marine (myself) would murder a cop with his bare hands. Cops are PUSSIES\!\!

Author: John Cena (The Marine) http://police.urbanup.com/2059477
69. (police) (78↑, 105↓)
"people change their minds when they find themselves needing the police". They've got us over a barrel cos the state has smashed mutual support networks and then makes everyone go to the state on its own terms, in which case we're then supposed to feel grateful to the bastards whose fault it is that we "need" them in the first place. If cops were doing such a good job, there wouldn't be any crime so we wouldn't "need" to call them at all. All societies with states have high crime rates whereas primitive societies had no crime even though there were no cops. Anyway, if you happen to need help, you're as likely as not to be told to piss off or even beaten up yourself for being a troublemaker - e.g. Asians in Oldham, UK reported race attacks and firebombings by Nazis, cops turned up and started beating Asians. Then there's an uprising and all the bloody morons come out shrieking cos people were fighting the cops. All this about the cops being useful is fucking bullshit.

All these excuses are a pile of wank.

Author: down with the fucking police http://police.urbanup.com/653541
70. (police) (52↑, 79↓)
People who steal doughnuts and coffee, and doesn't arrest themselves for stealing things... like your mom's husband's balls.

Uh oh... they after me\! Me drunk, and me must run from police.

71. (Police) (65↑, 92↓)
the ass munch who sticks his jimmy stick up his butt hole
72. (police) (69↑, 98↓)
The lowest form of life

oh shit i just killed someone\! nah he was a police officer let me know when you kill a roach then i might give a fuck oh ok cool i'm a hero

73. (police) (50↑, 80↓)
often refered to as the po po's, police cops, coppers, the fuzz, pigs, rent-a-cops(only referes to security guards and such ,

the police cop stoped me on the street. a ret-a-cop kicked us out of the park

74. (Police) (16↑, 50↓)
A word which Americans CAN'T pronounce. It isn't "po-lice"\! It is "Police"\! It is just one syllable\!\! Also something that Townies hate.

American: Hey MOM\! Call the Po-lice\! There is a Townie eating my cat. English: SAY IT PROPERLY, IT IS POLICE\! [Townie]: Ya MUM\!

75. (Police) (145↑, 180↓)
The toughest motherfuckers on the planet. Why? they put up with all the bitchin from all the people on this site. You'd think potheads would be calmer from all the shit they smoke when the police gank their shit.

You see that punk ass pothead kid fuckin with the police? Hell yeah, cops tapped that ass\!

Author: Grave diggin mofo http://police.urbanup.com/832735
76. (police) (99↑, 136↓)
Good men and women who are highly disrespected, mainly by the low-life criminal scum that they have to deal with. If a cop caught you smoking pot, and told your mommy, and you got in weally big twouble wiff your mommy, don't blame the cops for messing up your life. That's your own doing, it's what happens when you abuse crap like that. Respect the police, you can't respect a whole lot of other people nowadays.

Example(16 year old idiot stoner)=Dude, the police caught me smoking weed and told my mom. I'm real bummed because my mom got real mad at me and like, I was grounded. Damn, man. Example(Inner city "gangsta")=WTF dog, you trippin', all I did yo was stuff that 13 year old girl's hole and then pop her wiff my piece, yo. Why you hatin'? Damn police\! Snap, you messin' my vibe, homes\!

Author: The guy whose name you don't know http://police.urbanup.com/2239364
77. (police) (57↑, 95↓)
people that "supposedly protect you" yea maybe to all the white boys out der but not to black niggas they pull us over if we be drivin in a fly ass car, like to take us out of our car and beat the shit out of us for the reason we are black, take us to jail for no reason and will shoot you if you r colored, just recently some colored kid was shot by a sheriff mothafuckas\!\!\!\!

police are racist motherfuckers that don't trust a nigga for their life and shoot us on sight so fuck 'em

Author: reppindabayouttacali http://police.urbanup.com/2315255
78. (police) (39↑, 79↓)
A [snitch], somebody that doesn't mind they business and they tell on people.

"Yo, that nigga the police, he got my cousin locked up"

79. (Police) (28↑, 69↓)
pOlice - a term used by a african american used to described the pigs.

OO SHIT NIGGA its the pOlice , les be out bfore that nigga pops a cap up in us cuz we balck \!

80. (Police) (55↑, 99↓)
Nice people to go to in need of help.

Saints; Class, remember the Police are your friends they are here to help you. Saints; Rodney King, honey, dear, the police only want to help you don't piss them off. Rodney; I don't care about them. LAPD; pulls out their johnny stick and use it on Rodney King. "the whole class witness the event and laughs" Saints; okay class, it's 3:00, go home and tell your parents what you have learned in class today.

81. (Police) (32↑, 76↓)
1. COP, 5 0, Pig, Fuzz. These are the dudes that are always slappin' the black man down\! 2. A rock group from the late '70s and early '80s that featured Sting on vocals.

1. Run\! The fuckin' police are comin'\!\! 2. The Police were a great band of the '80s.

82. (Police) (13↑, 65↓)
Pronounciation: five - o Definiton: Police, wen theres a fight or sum shit n sum1 calls the cops u yell 5 - O niggas 5 - O

a:nock dat bitch the fuck out b: yeah yeah come on wit it (police sirens) a: ahh shit 5 - O b: 5 - O, 5 - O lets break

Author: gangstaunit8t9 http://police.urbanup.com/1615393
83. (Police) (48↑, 102↓)
these the same fucks that fucked up my life.

False false power trill false you and the da cmon the nigro needs a new job after makin new friends

Author: i hate you too http://police.urbanup.com/381797
84. (police) (17↑, 78↓)
A synonym for the word "cool", developed primarily by several students at Lakewood High School in Florida. The word originates from the fact that police officers are so cool, and therefore the word police has come to be known as a replacement for the word cool.

That's so police that you got tickets to the RHCP concert. You punched me\! That's so not police\!

85. (police) (53↑, 119↓)
A man in uniform that carries a gun and makes women cream their jeans.

Woman: Oh my god\!\!\! Police are sooo hot\! Oh yes Officer anything you say Sir\! Gotta love those badge bunnies \<evil grin\>

86. (Police) (19↑, 109↓)
Aka the Po-po. Yo, the popo took my extedo....i was so pissed yo...they getting gay now...but they do some good stuff....but not when they took my friend's weed and smoked it....

Did you see the po-po around here....can't even smoke without pissing yourself.

87. (police) (49↑, 156↓)
"The Man" It took you fucking hippie shit turd buglars long enough to figure out the truth. Yes we do like fucking with you and there's not a thing you can do about it. The best thing about the whole thing is that our pay comes out of your pockets in the form of taxes.

The police get a real laugh about you bitches thinking you can change anything.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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